No one wants to see a photo of that!

The gauntlet

The final straight of my walk into work sees the kind of overzealous bollarding that would be right at home on the excellent Bollards of London

Walking round the back of the Dominion Theatre involves negotiating a post perimeter that’s the equivalent of a cat marking it’s territory. Unrelenting chain links on a narrow path, the deployment of a centre post: if there’s more than one person walking down there then it’s awkward shimmying all the way. And for why?! It makes no sense and is rather annoying. Though as the Dominion is home to cultural blot on the landscape ‘We Will Rock You’ I suppose it’s quite apt.

Christmas spirit

London at Christmas: shops lavished in glitter, avenues adorned with twinkling lights, pub windows misted up with mulled wine… Be it Dickens homage or garish fanfare to capitalism, everyone gets into the spirit with their decor. Everyone:

Waste disposal

Where there’s country walks there’s dogs and where there’s dogs there’s turds… and where there are turds you get an owner trying to discretely offload an armful of poo. But we see you:

You know who you are…

‘Baa baa black sheep, have you any poo?’

‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full’