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Beckenham High St: If you pun it, they will come… Even if your pun doesn’t make any sense whatsoever in a literal sense.

Beckenham High St: If you pun it, they will come… Even if your pun doesn’t make any sense whatsoever in a literal sense.

Feb 2

The gauntlet

The final straight of my walk into work sees the kind of overzealous bollarding that would be right at home on the excellent Bollards of London

Walking round the back of the Dominion Theatre involves negotiating a post perimeter that’s the equivalent of a cat marking it’s territory. Unrelenting chain links on a narrow path, the deployment of a centre post: if there’s more than one person walking down there then it’s awkward shimmying all the way. And for why?! It makes no sense and is rather annoying. Though as the Dominion is home to cultural blot on the landscape ‘We Will Rock You’ I suppose it’s quite apt.

The Poppadom Express, calling at Britain’s three centres of gastronomic excellence

The Poppadom Express, calling at Britain’s three centres of gastronomic excellence

Beckenham Road: Fans of the long-suffering bin on my walk to work will be heartened to know that for the second time it has risen from the ashes (identified by black mark)… and moved a few metres up the road to the bus stop. We hope it has better luck in its new home.

Beckenham Road: Fans of the long-suffering bin on my walk to work will be heartened to know that for the second time it has risen from the ashes (identified by black mark)… and moved a few metres up the road to the bus stop. We hope it has better luck in its new home.

Found in Paperchase: All those years I thought River Phoenix died of a lethal drug cocktail, turns out it was too much screenprinting.

Found in Paperchase: All those years I thought River Phoenix died of a lethal drug cocktail, turns out it was too much screenprinting.

Somewhere in Dublin, Ireland: Ancient fertility monument or bad planning?

Somewhere in Dublin, Ireland: Ancient fertility monument or bad planning?

I really wish I could remember what film this poster was for - though whatever it was I’m sure it didn’t involve the unspeakable paedophilia-incest wrongness that this image implies.

I really wish I could remember what film this poster was for - though whatever it was I’m sure it didn’t involve the unspeakable paedophilia-incest wrongness that this image implies.

Christmas spirit

London at Christmas: shops lavished in glitter, avenues adorned with twinkling lights, pub windows misted up with mulled wine… Be it Dickens homage or garish fanfare to capitalism, everyone gets into the spirit with their decor. Everyone:

Waste disposal

Where there’s country walks there’s dogs and where there’s dogs there’s turds… and where there are turds you get an owner trying to discretely offload an armful of poo. But we see you:

You know who you are…

'Baa baa black sheep, have you any poo?'

'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full'

Nov 6
‘Ducksoup’ restaurant, Dean St: I like what they did there. They also serve a lager named ‘Fucking Hell’. Another ten points, right there.

‘Ducksoup’ restaurant, Dean St: I like what they did there. They also serve a lager named ‘Fucking Hell’. Another ten points, right there.